com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

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reddlr-trees:

Chill mom, they’re just cinnamon sticks

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Timestamp: 1411065815

reddlr-trees:

Chill mom, they’re just cinnamon sticks

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librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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thegreenestgreendispensary:

Critical Mass…new strain in our shop!

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thegreenestgreendispensary:

Critical Mass…new strain in our shop!

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pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

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pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

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